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Blade Kitten

Indie 1.06 GB 612 views

Game Overview

Hollow Wish looks like a dusty outlaw colony, but its rusted settlements and industrial tunnels hide a stranger, darker history. Blade Kitten is a colorful 2.5D action-platformer built around Kit Ballard, a pink-haired feline bounty hunter pursuing criminals across this shell-like planetoid. Her attitude keeps the tone playful and comic-book styled, while the background story of a shattered people and mysterious Darques gives the adventure more weight than its bright visuals initially suggest. Kit’s sentient floating sword, the Darque Blade, is both her signature weapon and the source of the game’s most unusual movement ideas.

Levels send Kit running, jumping, climbing, sliding, and wall-leaping through layered sci-fi environments packed with hostile drones, armed thugs, hazards, and hidden routes. Combat centers on directing the hovering blade through close-range combos and charged strikes, with encounters generally favoring momentum and crowd control over demanding technical precision. Platforming becomes the main challenge as stages introduce vertical routes, moving machinery, tricky jumps, and opportunities to ride or use the blade in traversal. Bounty objectives, collectibles, and alternate paths encourage players to look beyond the straight route to the finish, while Skiffy occasionally joins the action as a useful companion.

What separates Blade Kitten from standard mascot platformers is its mix of Australian comic-book personality, anime-influenced character design, and a weapon that feels integrated into both fighting and navigation. The presentation is deliberately loud and stylized, with Kit’s wisecracks and the bizarre inhabitants of Hollow Wish supplying much of its charm. It is not a punishing character-action game in the vein of Devil May Cry; its closest appeal lies with players who enjoy the exploratory platforming of Ratchet & Clank or the eccentric tone of older console action adventures. Fans of colorful sci-fi worlds, collectible hunting, and accessible swordplay will find a distinctive, lightly offbeat ride here.

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Installation

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
  3. Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Blade Kitten.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
  4. Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows XP SP2, Vista SP2, 7
  • Processor: Intel Core2 Duo 1.8 GHz or AMD Athlon X2 +3800 or better
  • Memory: 1GB RAM
  • Graphics: ATI Radeon X1800 or NVIDIA GeForce 7800 or better
  • DirectX®: DirectX 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 3GB free
  • Sound: DirectX 9.0c-compatible
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Setup Guide & Troubleshooting

How do I fix missing DLL errors for Blade Kitten?

After extracting Blade Kitten, navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.

What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?

The full archive is 1.06 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.

Why should I run the game as administrator?

Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.

How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?

Blade Kitten requires a ATI Radeon X1800 or NVIDIA GeForce 7800 or better or equivalent. Update your NVIDIA or AMD drivers to the latest version for the best performance.

The game won't launch — what should I try?

Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.

My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?

Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.

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