Date Everything! (v2026.06.11 & ALL DLC)
Game Overview
A layoff at the hands of AI turns an ordinary home into a bizarre romantic playground where the toaster, front door, and furniture all have feelings, baggage, and opinions. Date Everything! is a comedy-heavy dating simulator built around the wonderfully ridiculous idea that magical Dateviator glasses reveal human forms hiding inside everyday household objects. What begins as unemployment blues quickly becomes a choice-driven social experiment, with potential partners ranging from charming and vulnerable to unsettlingly possessive. The tone stays playful and self-aware, but the sheer number of personalities gives the premise more room for genuine character moments than its joke setup suggests.
Most of your time goes into roaming the house, identifying objects that can be brought to life, and talking through branching conversations that shape each relationship. Dialogue choices determine whether a character becomes a lover, a friend, or an enemy, so simply clicking through every conversation does not guarantee a happy outcome. Individual storylines reveal why each object behaves the way it does, while repeat playthroughs encourage different responses and relationship routes. Rather than testing reflexes or demanding complex management, the game leans on curiosity, attention to dialogue, and a willingness to entertain its strange rules.
Its biggest strength is commitment to the bit: a familiar domestic space becomes packed with dateable personalities, each given a distinct visual identity and extensive voice work. The large ensemble cast helps prevent the concept from feeling like a one-note meme, turning small household details into opportunities for comedy, drama, and absurd romance. Players who enjoy Hatoful Boyfriend, Dream Daddy, or choice-based visual novels with unusual hooks find plenty to like here, especially if they value character writing over traditional simulation systems. Newcomers can enjoy it as an accessible, funny introduction to dating sims, while genre veterans get a dense roster of routes and outcomes to uncover.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Date Everything!.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB
- Storage: 8 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Low 1080p @ 30 FPS
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Date Everything! (v2026.06.11 & ALL DLC)?
After extracting Date Everything! (v2026.06.11 & ALL DLC), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 23.90 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.