
Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 (v1.1.40 & ALL DLC)
Game Overview
A gaudy retro-future dystopia turns everyday surveillance into a darkly comic pastime, putting you behind the screens of the ever-expanding Primate Observation Club. Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 is an indie narrative simulation about watching strangers—called “monkeys” by the club—from the supposed safety of your cramped apartment. Its 2099 setting trades ordinary modern life for absurd corporate tech, bizarre social rituals, and an exaggerated vision of a society where privacy barely exists. The tone is funny, cynical, and increasingly uncomfortable, because every amusing little secret you uncover belongs to a person you can potentially help, exploit, or ruin.
Most of your time goes into cycling through live camera feeds, taking notes on names, habits, locations, and suspicious details until individual stories begin to connect. The club’s central rule is to observe without interfering, but the entire appeal lies in deciding when to break it: phone calls, messages, purchases, and carefully timed interventions can push a captive’s life toward wildly different outcomes. Rent, food, sleep, and side jobs create constant pressure, so staring at cameras all day is rarely an option; you need money and energy to keep your investigation alive. Progress comes from piecing together clues, handling unpredictable character arcs, and choosing whether you remain a detached voyeur or use your growing knowledge to manipulate events.
The strongest feature is the way mundane surveillance becomes a branching puzzle box, with each “cage” functioning as a small story full of jokes, secrets, and consequences. Rather than relying on reflexes or combat, it tests observation, memory, timing, and a willingness to experiment with morally questionable choices. Its stylized retro-futurist presentation gives the sequel a distinct identity while preserving the uneasy, dark-humored spirit that fans of the original expect. Players who enjoy Papers, Please, Beholder, or narrative games where a single decision can create chaos should find plenty to obsess over, while newcomers can enjoy it as an accessible but demanding detective-management experience.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 8 (32/64) or later
- Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT 610 (1GB) or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c Compatible Sound Card with Latest Drivers
- Additional Notes: Using the Minimum Configuration, we strongly recommend to use minimal settings in order to not experience low frame rates.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 (v1.1.40 & ALL DLC)?
After extracting Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 (v1.1.40 & ALL DLC), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 1.36 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
This game requires Version 9.0c. Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.