Game Overview
Jorge’s fresh start at a multinational office immediately turns into an awkward reckoning when four former partners become his new coworkers. Exes Assault!! is a character-focused romantic comedy visual novel that trades grand fantasy stakes for painfully familiar workplace tension, messy breakups, and the slow work of becoming less selfish. Its tone stays playful and flirtatious, but the premise has real emotional weight: Jorge cannot simply charm his way past the consequences of how he treated people. Every meeting, work assignment, and after-hours conversation becomes a chance to repair damage—or make the situation even more uncomfortable.
Players guide Jorge through dialogue choices and relationship-building scenes as he balances his new job with the complicated feelings surrounding his exes. The main loop centers on reading story scenes, choosing responses, chatting with potential partners, and pursuing distinct romance paths built around Gabriel, Jacob, and Ivaan. Dates, business trips, and a waterpark outing add variety beyond the office, while illustrated cutscenes give major romantic and comedic moments more personality than a text-only novel. Rather than testing reflexes, progress depends on paying attention to characters, understanding their history with Jorge, and deciding whether he genuinely deserves another chance.
What makes the setup work is its willingness to make the protagonist imperfect from the start; Jorge is not a blank slate, and his former relationships carry baggage that affects every route. The office backdrop also gives the romance a pleasing sitcom energy, mixing professional pressure with private grudges and unexpected chemistry. With roughly 225,000 words of material and multiple routes, it offers enough branching relationship drama for fans of choice-driven anime visual novels, especially players who enjoy the interpersonal friction of games like Dream Daddy. It suits newcomers to romance VNs as well as genre regulars, provided they want witty dialogue and redemption-focused dating drama rather than complex gameplay systems.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Exes Assault!!.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7, 8, 10
- Processor: 1 GHz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Exes Assault!! (v1.0)?
After extracting Exes Assault!! (v1.0), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 1.47 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.