Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-fi Gay Sex Cruise! Free Download (v1.3.2 & Uncensored)
Game Overview
All aboard the HMS Size Queen! New crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he wasn’t slutty enough to make it. Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship? His lifelong dream is on the line! Hardcore Cruising is about a sci-fi gay sex ship that cruises the seas as well as the heavens. The crew have normal jobs you’d see on any cruise ship, but are also enthusiastic sex workers there to make the guests naughtiest dreams come true. Join Milo on his first cruise where he proves his worth and falls in love with one or two of his shipmates. Featuring numerous fully animated sex scenes, polyamorous or monogamous options in every route, and loads of sex between the crew and with the guests, Hardcore Cruising will take you away on an erotic voyage you’ll never forget! Press Ctrl-V to turn on the Text to Speech Option and have all game text read out loud!
Featuring
- Four Sexy Routes!
- Poly or Monogamous Romance Options!
- Numerous Fully Animated Crew Sex Scenes and Static Guest Scenes
- Sex with Crewmembers and Guests
- An Original Disco Music Soundtrack!
- 20 Achievements
- Sex with Unique Humanoid and Non-Humanoid Aliens!
- Sex Positive Erotic Gay Fun!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-fi Gay Sex Cruise!.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
Download Links
Download Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-fi Gay Sex Cruise! using the button below.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-fi Gay Sex Cruise! (v1.3.2 & Uncensored)?
After extracting Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-fi Gay Sex Cruise! (v1.3.2 & Uncensored), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 551.05 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows XP System Pack 1+
- Processor: 1Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
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