Hell of an Office (v1.0 & ALL DLC)

Hell’s most miserable corporate job becomes a breathless first-person escape route in this sharply comic platformer. You begin as a freshly hired employee at HellO, an underworld office-supply giant where the Devil owns your contract and rising lava ensures nobody stays at their desk for long. Armed with a sentient stapler and very little job security, you race through surreal cubicles, factories, archives, and infernal departments in search of a way out. The tone balances cartoonishly grotesque office satire with demanding, arcade-like speedrunning pressure.

Every stage asks you to reach its exit before the flames consume the level, turning precise movement into the heart of the experience. Your stapler serves as far more than office equipment: it helps enable rocket jumps and other mobility tricks, while later challenges add dashes, grappling via a necktie, portal hopping, hazards, and increasingly technical route planning. With more than 100 levels spread across ten themed sections of Hell, the campaign steadily introduces new ideas before combining them into frantic obstacle courses. Instant restarts and online rankings encourage repeated runs, whether you are simply trying to survive or shaving seconds off a polished route for a top score.

Its strongest feature is how effectively it turns first-person platforming into a readable, forward-driving rhythm rather than a clumsy guessing game. Levels are colorful and exaggerated instead of grim, populated by oddball coworkers and packed with environmental secrets that make HellO feel like a bizarre workplace worth poking around in. A built-in level editor and community Workshop content give skilled players a reason to keep returning, while diamond ranks, unlockable stapler looks, achievements, and leaderboards provide clear long-term goals. Fans of Neon White, Clustertruck, and fast momentum platformers should find plenty to enjoy, especially if they like mastering movement systems; newcomers can finish many courses through persistence, but the highest ranks demand real speedrunning discipline.