Honey, I Joined a Cult (v1.0.110)

Running a successful doomsday commune is less about dark robes and more about plumbing, meal plans, and keeping the faithful from questioning their life choices. Honey, I Joined a Cult is a humorous management simulator set in a wonderfully tacky, retro-inspired world where you construct an underground headquarters for an increasingly demanding spiritual organization. Your job is to turn a handful of hopeful recruits into a thriving, profitable cult while satisfying the whims of a leader who expects devotion, efficiency, and a suitably ridiculous holy aesthetic. The tone stays playful and satirical, but the business of maintaining order beneath all that psychedelic décor can become surprisingly demanding.

Most of your time goes into laying out specialized rooms, furnishing them effectively, and making sure the entire compound functions without bottlenecks. Followers need food, rest, entertainment, sanitation, and a steady supply of spiritual reassurance, while your established cultists require jobs, schedules, and sensible task priorities. New believers arrive with useful skills and resources, but they must be persuaded to stay long enough to rise through the ranks; neglected needs, poor facilities, or low morale send them walking out the door. Funds, faith, and membership all feed into the same loop, so expanding too quickly can leave your base short on workers and basic supplies. Your leader also hands down requests that range from recruiting particular people to constructing specific facilities, and ignoring those demands weakens their ability to deliver effective sermons.

The strongest feature is its personality: every room type, from truth-testing chambers to mystical wellness spaces, turns practical base management into an absurd piece of cult propaganda. Custom names for the organization, its deity, leader, sacred spaces, and followers give each run a personal, silly identity, while the 1970s-style presentation sells the offbeat premise. Beneath the jokes, it plays like a more characterful take on RimWorld-style colony organization or Two Point’s chaotic facility planning, with less emphasis on combat and more on logistics. It suits players who enjoy tinkering with layouts, optimizing worker routines, and watching a fragile operation grow into a bizarre institution.