
Game Overview
A fragile human settlement on the alien planet Vertumna turns the coming-of-age story into a richly reactive sci-fi RPG. You guide a child from age ten through adolescence and early adulthood, balancing school, friendships, family tensions, exploration, romance, and the constant threat of an unfamiliar ecosystem. The tone shifts gracefully between warm, funny daily life and unsettling discoveries about the colony, the planet, and the protagonist’s strange ability to recall previous lives. Its watercolor art gives every forest, classroom, and dangerous expedition a distinctive hand-painted warmth.
Each month, you choose how to spend your time, whether that means studying, training skills, working a colony job, visiting friends, or venturing beyond the walls. Experiences become collectible memory cards, which are used in a clever hand-building challenge system for everything from passing a test to surviving an attack by hostile wildlife. Skills such as empathy, bravery, engineering, and perception open new event outcomes, while relationships develop according to both your decisions and the time you invest in people. Failure is rarely just a dead end: dying or reaching an ending sends you into another life, where retained memories reveal fresh paths and let you make more informed choices.
What stands out is how sincerely it treats consequences across many playthroughs; individual choices can reshape careers, romances, political disputes, survival prospects, and the colony’s entire future. Rather than relying on traditional RPG combat alone, it makes personal development and social decisions feel as consequential as fighting monsters. With hundreds of events, a large card collection, numerous jobs and skills, ten romance options, and nearly thirty endings, it rewards curiosity without demanding perfection on a first run. Fans of Disco Elysium’s character-driven choices, visual novels, or the repeating-life structure of games like The Forgotten City will find a thoughtful, emotionally sharp adventure here, while newcomers can enjoy it as an accessible narrative game with unusually deep replay value.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to I Was a Teenage Exocolonist.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
- Processor: x86, x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support.
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for I Was a Teenage Exocolonist (v2026.08.10)?
After extracting I Was a Teenage Exocolonist (v2026.08.10), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 1.45 GB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
This game requires Version 10. Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.