Mr. Massagy Free Download
Game Overview
Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game. Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage. Frequently Asked Questions: Q: Okay… So, what do I get? A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller! Q: Can I play this game without a controller? A: Yes, but you will feel alone. Q: What’s up with the massage and the controller? A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality. Q: Interesting… How do I play it? A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating. Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game? A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary… What the heck, if it helps, then we’ll take full credit! Q: Which controllers does the game support? A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Mr. Massagy.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
Download Links
Download Mr. Massagy using the button below.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Mr. Massagy?
After extracting Mr. Massagy, navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 140.46 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10… was Windows 9 a thing?
- Processor: As long as it’s not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
- Storage: 150 MB available space
- Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don’t need more proctologist stories…
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