Noobs Are Coming Free Download (v1.3.2)
Game Overview
YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS.
- Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss
- Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster
- Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes)
- Craft your build from a wide variety of creative and innovative mechanics:Equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and kick wrecking balls (and play soccer with your minions or co-op partners!). Wield guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, transform enemies into sheep or golden statues (or both?), mine ore, deploy turrets.
- Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Noobs Are Coming.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
Download Links
Download Noobs Are Coming using the button below.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Noobs Are Coming (v1.3.2)?
After extracting Noobs Are Coming (v1.3.2), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 183.92 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.
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