
Game Overview
Two fighters, a few blades, and a physics system that refuses to let either duel remain dignified form the heart of Rivalry. Built as a local hotseat contest, it turns sword fighting into a strange mix of careful planning and collapsing rag-doll chaos. Early exchanges carry the tension of a tactical duel, with both players trying to create clean openings and avoid exposing a limb. Once injuries begin to mount, the mood shifts from serious competition to absurd slapstick, as damaged combatants struggle to keep control of their remaining weapons and body parts.
Players alternate turns at the same computer, using the mouse to position a character’s limbs and guide weapons through each action. Rather than relying on fast reflexes alone, success comes from judging angles, reach, momentum, and the likely consequences of every movement before committing. A smart attack can disarm an opponent or remove a useful limb, but a poorly placed swing may leave your own fighter vulnerable or tangled in an awkward pose. Matches naturally create a satisfying escalation: calculated positioning dominates at first, while the later stages become desperate attempts to finish a duel with whatever remains functional.
Rivalry stands out because its physics-driven combat makes failure as entertaining as victory. The stripped-back wireframe presentation puts the focus squarely on readable movement, weapon placement, and the unpredictable comedy created by rag-doll bodies. It feels like a board-game-minded sword duel filtered through the loose physical mayhem of titles such as QWOP or Surgeon Simulator, though its competitive structure is far more direct. Players looking for polished online matchmaking or a large single-player campaign may find its scope limited, but it suits friends who enjoy taking turns, experimenting with weird tactics, and laughing at spectacularly undignified defeats.
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Installation
- Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
- On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
- When complete, extract the archive to a Rivalry folder using 7-Zip.
- Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
- For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows® 10 / Windows® 8 / Windows® 7 / Windows® Vista / Windows® XP SP2+
- Processor: 2.4 GHz Intel Pentium 4
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 720p display. Any graphics card since 2004 should work.
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Rivalry (v0.95.6)?
After extracting Rivalry (v0.95.6), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 84.30 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Do I need to run the game as administrator?
Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements, including Version 9.0. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.