STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator Free Download (v2026.04.26 & ALL DLC)

Simulation Jul 17, 2023 117.68 MB v2026.04.26 & ALL DLC 1.6K views

Game Overview

Simulator of an 80s Japanese stock market businessman. Chill, catch a retro vibe and watch your profits grow in the text-based game STONKS-9800.

Features:

  • Buy stocks, get dividends, monitor the prices;
  • Your decisions affect the market – and your life;
  • Keep an eye on your health and do not overwork, lest you end up in the hospital;
  • Invest in real estate and cars, increasing your level of comfort;
  • Manage your company, having a controlling interest;
  • Achieve success as a legal business – or get rich quickly engaging in shady activities;
  • Play a variety of mini-games, including pachinko and horse racing betting
  • Many other features and unexpected situations await you in STONKS-9800.

STONKS-: Stock Market Simulator Free Download

Installation Instructions

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
  3. Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
  4. Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.

Download Links

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Setup Guide & Troubleshooting

How do I fix missing DLL errors for STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator (v2026.04.26 & ALL DLC)?

After extracting STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator (v2026.04.26 & ALL DLC), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.

What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?

The full archive is 117.68 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.

Why should I run the game as administrator?

Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.

How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?

STONKS-9800: Stock Market Simulator (v2026.04.26 & ALL DLC) requires a OpenGL 4-compliant onboard graphics or equivalent. Update your NVIDIA or AMD drivers to the latest version for the best performance.

The game won't launch — what should I try?

This game requires Version 9.0. Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.

My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?

Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.

Need more help? Browse our FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide for solutions to common issues.

System Requirements

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 7, 8, 10, 11
  • Processor: Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 4-compliant onboard graphics
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 69 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any
  • Additional Notes: Potat

Screenshots

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