
Game Overview
A hostile, ever-changing galaxy turns every voyage into a frantic fight for survival, whether you captain alone or bring three friends along for the chaos. This Means Warp is a co-op roguelite that wears its FTL influence openly, but trades pause-and-plan tension for real-time crew management and a more playful cartoon presentation. Each run sends your ship across a branching star map packed with battles, hazards, shops, and uncertain opportunities. The mood stays funny and colourful, yet the consequences are harsh: lose the ship and the expedition is over.
Combat revolves around keeping a damaged vessel operational while trying to dismantle an enemy’s systems first. Players race between rooms to man weapons, restore shields, repair broken equipment, put out fires, and respond to boarding threats, making coordination as important as aiming the guns. Between encounters, you choose routes through the sector and spend earned resources on new weapons, upgrades, and systems that shape the ship’s strengths. Solo captains can fill roles with AI crew, while local and online co-op supports up to four players, turning high-pressure decisions into either satisfying teamwork or loud, accidental disaster.
Procedural maps and shifting loot ensure that a successful build in one run may be useless in the next, encouraging players to adapt rather than rely on a fixed strategy. Its strongest feature is the way it converts the familiar spaceship-management formula into a shared multiplayer scramble, where someone is always desperately needed at the shields or engine room. The accessible controls and bright visuals make it easy for newcomers to join, although surviving later sectors demands quick prioritisation and a crew willing to communicate. Fans of FTL, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, and co-op roguelites find a compact but demanding space adventure here, especially if they enjoy recovering from disasters just as much as causing them.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to This Means Warp.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core i7-8550U (4 * 1800) or equivalent / AMD Ryzen 7 2700U (4 * 2200) or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 or equivalent / Vega 10 or equivalent
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for This Means Warp (v1.0)?
After extracting This Means Warp (v1.0), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 320.77 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.