
Game Overview
A crooked fairy-tale rebellion fuels this comic roguelike deckbuilder, where a band of gnomes rises against Snow White’s brutal regime. The kingdom twists familiar storybook figures into dangerous opponents, sending Red Riding Hood, Pinocchio, Oz-inspired threats, and royal enforcers after the revolution. Its tone is gleefully irreverent rather than grim, mixing class-war mischief with slapstick attacks and absurd magical debuffs. Union of Gnomes turns an underdog uprising into a run-based RPG built around clever card play and unpredictable encounters.
Each expedition begins by choosing one of three playable gnome leaders, each carrying a different starting deck, passive strengths, and signature abilities. Battles play out through turn-based card combat: recruit rescued allies, spend resources efficiently, target enemies according to their placement, and stack effects such as poison, weakness, blindness, direct damage, and drunken chaos. Building a strong deck means more than collecting high-value cards, since party composition and card interactions can create powerful combo turns. Failed runs still contribute to long-term improvement, allowing heroes to gain upgrades and making later attempts more flexible without removing the challenge.
What separates it from more serious deckbuilders is its aggressively silly storybook satire, including attacks designed to humiliate enemies as much as defeat them. A large card pool and two dozen status effects give repeated runs room to develop in different directions, while bosses demand more planning than ordinary encounters. The six-part campaign adds quests, secrets, and a central mystery beyond the usual climb through random fights, and the Neverending Nightmare mode offers an endless test for players who want to push a build further. Fans of Slay the Spire-style strategy who enjoy comedic fantasy will find plenty to like, while newcomers get an approachable theme backed by surprisingly tactical battles.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Union of Gnomes.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows® 7/10
- Processor: 2.0 Ghz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 Compatible GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Union of Gnomes (v1.5.28)?
After extracting Union of Gnomes (v1.5.28), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 550.67 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
This game requires Version 9.0. Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.