Warhammer 40,000: Shootas, Blood & Teef (v1.0.22)

A stolen hair squig turns an already belligerent Ork into a one-green wrecking crew across the forge world of Luteus Prime. Warhammer 40,000: Shootas, Blood & Teef is a loud, gleefully crude 2D run-and-gun built around the Warhammer 40K universe’s most entertainingly violent faction. Its campaign pits your Boy against Imperial forces, rival Orks, and Genestealer cultists as you chase Warboss Ogruk Gutrekka through hive-city factories, trenches, and war-torn industrial ruins. The mood is pure cartoon carnage: heavy-metal riffs, exaggerated gore, daft Ork insults, and enough explosions to make subtlety feel illegal.

Levels play like a classic side-scrolling shooter, with constant movement, platforming, enemy swarms, destructible scenery, and oversized bosses demanding sustained dakka. Players choose from four distinct Ork classes—including the gun-focused Flash Git, gadget-loving Big Mek, brutal Painboy, and psychic Weirdboy—each with different attacks and special abilities. Weapons arrive at a rapid pace, ranging from familiar shootas to more absurd instruments of destruction, while a charged Waaagh ability lets you clear space when the screen becomes overwhelming. The story works alone, but four-player online or local co-op is where the mayhem becomes especially chaotic, as teammates blast through stages together and compete for the biggest piles of Teef.

Hand-drawn environments give Luteus Prime far more personality than a typical grimdark battlefield, layering dense machinery and distant cityscapes behind the action without losing visual clarity. Character customization through collectible hats is a small but fitting reward for boss kills, milestones, and loot, while separate arena modes allow up to four players to settle arguments in PvP scraps. Combat has the immediate appeal of Metal Slug and the chaotic co-op energy of Castle Crashers, though its Ork humor and 40K references make it feel firmly rooted in its own setting. It suits newcomers wanting a breezy action campaign, while Warhammer fans get a rare chance to enjoy the setting at its most ridiculous.