We Steal From Old People: The Game (v0.1.1)

Greed is the joke, and it is delivered with the volume turned all the way up in this abrasive incremental action roguelite. You play a shameless brick-obsessed criminal who stalks crowds of elderly targets, brawls with them, and strips them of the building materials needed to fuel an expanding criminal operation. Its cartoonishly cruel premise is intentionally tasteless, leaning into absurd villain monologues, exaggerated violence, and internet-age comedy rather than realism. The result is a scrappy, deliberately obnoxious power fantasy where every stolen brick feeds a larger and sillier empire.

Runs revolve around hunting targets, fighting through swarms, collecting bricks, and deciding how to convert those resources into immediate strength or long-term income. Combat is built for quick, chaotic encounters, while roguelite progression encourages repeated attempts as you uncover stronger builds and rare brick combinations. Back at the lair, construction projects provide passive earnings and permanent upgrades, letting your character hit harder, collect faster, and sustain increasingly aggressive runs. Hired workers such as corrupt officials and useless managers add another layer of automation and support, while hostile internet vigilantes act as escalating opposition that can disrupt an otherwise profitable rampage.

What separates it from standard clicker-heavy incremental games is its commitment to being a grotesque parody of exploitative systems, not merely a numbers treadmill with a weird coat of paint. The crude presentation, manic writing, and brick-centric upgrade obsession give it the feel of a deranged Flash-game concept expanded into a roguelite loop. Players who enjoy the escalating build experimentation of Vampire Survivors, the resource snowballing of idle games, and deliberately unpleasant comedy will find plenty to chew on. Anyone looking for sincere storytelling or a tasteful tone should stay far away, but fans of chaotic satire and compact progression systems may appreciate its unapologetically stupid energy.