Choice of the Cat Free Download
Game Overview
Knock things over. Take a nap. Enslave humanity. Power, fame, and catnip are yours for the licking! Choice of the Cat is a hilarious 600,000-word interactive novel by Jordan Reyne, where your choices control the story. It’s entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination. It’s the biggest text-based cat simulator ever written; play it many times as different kinds of cat! As a rescue cat, looking for a family to love and obey you forever, you find yourself sharing a home with a family on the brink of divorce. You’ll learn to manipulate your owners, their neighbors, and even their other pets to get what you want. (The humans think they’re in charge! Aren’t they cute?) Show your new family the meaning of unconditional love, rule by fear alone, or play them against one another for your amusement. Become a YouTube sensation when videos of your lovable antics go viral, or meddle from behind the throne as your owner family begins to take over the government. Who’s an adorable, tyrannical kitty? YOU ARE. Will you sharpen your claws and mete out feline justice, or melt their hearts with purrs, meows, and cuddles?
- Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs
- Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish
- Save your owners’ marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws
- Delve deep into the psyche of man’s second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Bene the dog lets you.
- Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks
- Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage
- Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners
- Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires
- Mess with vital political phone calls–or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals
- Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Choice of the Cat.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
Download Links
Download Choice of the Cat using the button below.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Choice of the Cat?
After extracting Choice of the Cat, navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 95.62 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.
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