Game Overview
A sentient kitchen appliance turns household clutter into a lethal obstacle course in this fast, absurd action-platformer. You play an assassin toaster working for the Intelligent Countertop Association, sent to eliminate targets by reaching them and knocking them into bathtubs. The premise is deliberately ridiculous, but the challenge is serious: every room becomes a dangerous physics playground filled with water, armed guards, suspicious bystanders, and hard surfaces that can abruptly end a run. Its tone lands somewhere between slapstick comedy and focused speedrunning intensity.
Movement revolves around firing your power cord at objects in the environment. Connected to powered items, the cord yanks the toaster forward at high speed; attached to unpowered furniture and fixtures, it becomes a swinging rope for redirecting momentum and threading through tight spaces. Slowing time gives you a brief chance to line up difficult grapples, avoid bullets, or correct a disastrous trajectory, though fast completion demands learning to use it efficiently rather than relying on it constantly. Missions take place in varied, compact locations, from dorm rooms and suburban houses to Santa’s workshop and a surreal historical Dallas setting, each built around hazards, patrols, and risky shortcuts.
Collectible toast unlocks extra abilities that dramatically reshape routes, including dashes, teleports, temporary invulnerability, projectile attacks, and position-swapping tricks. Those powers are not merely upgrades; they create room for inventive combinations and substantial time saves once you understand a level’s layout. The two-button foundation makes the controls easy to grasp, while momentum management, advanced swinging techniques, and three-star time targets give the game a high skill ceiling. Toastercide fits players who enjoy the precision movement of speedrunning platformers and physics-driven chaos, especially anyone who likes shaving seconds off repeatable challenge stages rather than slowly exploring a large world.
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Installation
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Toastercide.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10 (64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3 M380
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Toastercide?
After extracting Toastercide, navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 294.67 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
This game requires Version 10. Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.