Zortch Free Download (v2025.03.10)
Game Overview
Zortch is a single player FPS game in a sci-fi setting with horror and comedy elements.
Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling for their fake holiday scheme – now she must escape their planet or become a light snack lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way.
Features:
- Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
- Combat heavy gameplay
- 6 difficulty modes – from very easy to extreme
- 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
- 15 levels
- 5 boss levels
- 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
- powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
- FOV slider
- Letterbox mode
- Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
- Feeble attempts at humor
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 15 seconds, then hit “Free Download.” (Free downloads may be slower — upgrade to UploadHaven Pro for faster speeds.)
- Once downloaded, right-click the .zip file and choose “Extract to Zortch.” (You’ll need 7-Zip for this.)
- Open the extracted folder and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy! 🎮 If you see missing DLL errors, check the _Redist folder inside and install what’s needed.
Download Links
Download Zortch using the button below.
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for Zortch (v2025.03.10)?
After extracting Zortch (v2025.03.10), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 346.92 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Why should I run the game as administrator?
Right-click the game executable and select "Run as Administrator" to avoid save file issues and permission errors. This is especially important on the first launch.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Try running in compatibility mode, install the latest DirectX runtime, or install the All-in-One VC Redist Package.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
Antivirus false positives are common with pre-installed games. Temporarily pause your antivirus during extraction to prevent it from quarantining game files. You can re-enable it after the extraction completes.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Atom N270
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 600
- Storage: 370 MB available space
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